Thursday, October 13, 2011

A Year Older, and A Year Better: 2012 LFA


2012 Lexus LFA

Can You Overdose On One Day With An LFA?



Medical dictionaries define a drug as "any article intended to affect the structure or any function of the body of humans."

The 2012 Lexus LFA is not a supercar, it is a narcotic.

Twist the carbon-fibre key of the Lexus flagship and listen to its race-bred V10 wail. Within seconds of the sound reaching the eardrum, the adrenal glands initialize epinephrine production and endorphins are released from the pituitary. The result of the natural injection is a more rapid heartbeat, an increase in blood pressure, involuntary muscle relaxation/contraction and an overall feeling of well-being - the human body becomes more alert, physically stronger and has greater energy. In layman's terms... the LFA makes its driver feel positively euphoric.

Regrettably, as is the case with most "feel good" medicines, the LFA is also extremely habit-forming and highly addictive. But Lexus has addressed this issue by ensuring safeguards are in place to prevent abuse. First, a person has to be of legal driving age to get behind the wheel. Second, the automaker has limited production to just 500 units worldwide (there are only 46 in North America today - with Lexus Canada getting 10 to sell in total). Lastly, and this will certainly keep the toxins from falling into the wrong hands, is that the base sticker price of the carbon-fibre, aluminum and titanium hallucinogenic is a nicely-rounded US$375,000.

Yes, it is unlikely that your friends, neighbours or co-workers will overdose on LFA anytime soon.

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